Kari's Infamous Song Interpretations
Hall of Heads
_hall of heads_ is about a research lab. i determined this
today at work. see, i take care of a rat colony at one of the labs on
campus here, and to entertain and amuse myself while sweeping the
floors and washing cages and doing any of the ten million other
mindless things i have to do, i sing giants songs. i think the rats
like it also. anyways, today i was singing _hall of heads_, only i was
substituting "rats" for "heads" cause I figured the rats would like to
hear songs about themselves and their kind. and it struck me how
appropriate it seemed to say things like "roll out that special
rat. this is our favorite one" [cause sometimes i have to weigh a rat
and put him outside the rat room for the researchers] and "please
don't try to leave, don't leave the hall of rats" ['cause the rats try
to escape when i pick them up and take them out of their cages, i
guess because they think i'm some kind of snake or hawk or cat or
something that thinks rats would make a nice breakfast, but really,
i'm not, which is why i sing to them.] and of course they can't get
away or "really hide" 'cause they are in cages, and there's not many
places in the cages where they can go to hide. "hide down behind the
furnace" must mean the air conditioner and the electrical boxes and
things. these, i guess, are the places where the rats could try to
hide if they could ever escape. of course, it's hall of heads instead
of hall of rats, so maybe the heads are like, i don't know,
disembodied brains in vats of nutrient solution [that's why they can't
get away, and their feet won't help them run- cause their feet are no
longer attached] or maybe it's like a psych experiment [there are a
lot of those around here, and you can make pretty good money if you do
all of them] or maybe an evil pysch experiment gone wrong in which
they're trying to control people's minds and the people are trying to
escape, but they can't because the researchers have too much control
over them already.
Mr. Me
while ingesting the evening meal [dinner? supper? you
decide...] tonight in our dining hall, god came down out of a giant
flaming meatball right in front of our table and gave me a message to
pass on to all my friends out there in tmb-land... she told me The
True Meaning of Mr. Me. it's about dining hall food. think about it...
listen to the lyrics... feel the demons leave your body... "once a
boy named mr. me bemoaned a great regret. 'i've floundered in the
misty sea and can't abide its mystery, i wound up sad you bet.'"
obviously he has gone to the dining hall once too often, and found it
filled with scary food unequaled anywhere within our solar sytem. this
distressed him very much. as it does kate and me. he looked and looked
at the choices and just kept floundering around, walking back and
forth between the sandwich bar and the cereal rack, and just couldn't
abide the mystery of the so-called meat, and those bizarre casseroles
that are colors food just shouldn't be, and he just wound up sad [you
bet] 'cause he couldn't find any food and he was probably really
hungry, 'cause they didn't have anything good for lunch, either...
obviously the misty sea is the dining hall...witness the next bit "so
onward go and edward ho into the bounding main, enjoy the show, look
out below but mind the misty sea or end up sad like mr. me."
obviously, the bounding main is either a restaurant, or a place where
they cook really good food, and the song is saying, go to this place
where they serve good food, and have a lot of fun, and watch out for
the dining hall, 'cause it'll just make you very unhappy. "so take
the hand of mr. me and mister, make him glad to swim the mister misty
sea and cease the mister mystery that mister, made him sad."
obviously, this is a heartfelt plea to all dining halls throughout the
nation and across the world to improve the quality of their food from
"slop" to at least "edible" or even "recognizable" 'cause it would
make mr. me and thousands of other starving students very happy. as
you might have guessed, kate and i just returned from a very
disappointing dinner... peanut butter bread is not only a staple, but
a necessity... "he ended up sad, he ended up sad, he ended up really,
really, really sad..."