***BIG NEWS!!!!!***

The Kate and Kari Show has been cancelled. Yes folks, it's true. However, don't dispair!! It's being replaced by something much, much better - trust us! This new, exciting thing is called Utopia Parkway, and it's half netzine (subscribe now! and get a monthly emailing which contains reviews, interviews, stories, contests, recipes, our wacky collection of bizarre road signs, and much, much more), and half WWW home page, where you'll find most of the links you know and love from these here pages, many new ones, plus Utopia Parkway's cornucopia of original images and general oddities. Go to _Utopia Parkway_ now!! (and to update your bookmarks - the new URL is (ta da!!) http://student-www.uchicago.edu/users/kmpicker/)

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| It's the Kate and Kari Show!!        CANCELLED!!                     |
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| Obligatory quote:                                  /  .-.  .-.  \    |
|  "Out out!! You demons of stupidity!!"            /   | |  | |   \   |
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| WARNING! This is not an actual .sig file,         /\     .--.  / |   |
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| actual sig, you'd see it far more often.          / |  `--'  /\ \    |
| Hell, maybe you will anyway. :-)                   /`-------'  \ \   |
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